+.To All My Ladies...
I shave my legs,
I sit down
to pee.
And I can justify
any shopping spree.+
+Don't go to a barber,
but a beauty salon.
I can
get a massage
without a hard-on.+
+I can balance the checkbook,
I can pump my own gas.
Can talk to my friends,
about the size of my ass.+
+My beauty's a masterpiece,
and yes, it takes long.
At least I can admit,
to others when I'm wrong.+
+I don't drive in circles,
at any cost.
And I don't
have a problem,
admitting I'm lost.+
+I never forget,
an important date.
You just gotta
deal with it,
I'm usually late.+
+I don't watch movies,
with lots of gore.
Don't
need instant replay,
to remember the score.+
+I won't lose my hair,
I don't get jock itch.
And
just cause I'm assertive,
Don't call me a *****.+
+Don't say to your friends,
Oh yeah, I can get her.
In your dreams, my dear,
I can do better!+
+Flowers are okay,
But jewelry's best.
Look at
me you idiot...
Not at my chest????+
+I don't have a problem,
With Expressing my feelings.
I know when you're lying,
You look at the ceiling.+
+DON'T call me a GIRL ,
A BABE or a CHICK +
I am a ?.WOMAN.?
+Get it?, you DICK!?!+